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some courage and some wisdom, blended in good measure

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  • me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
filed under: me last night,

joshuaflowers:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

I fucking hate this website

filed under: laughs, puns,
Artist: Blue Öyster Cult
Album: Agents of Fortune
Track Name: (Don't Fear) The Reaper
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mrgolightly:

Blue Öyster Cult - (Don’t Fear) The Reaper

dion-thesocialist:

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment


no way

dion-thesocialist:

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment

no way

filed under: gif,

994 plays

crashboombanger:

i thought screechy bird jet would say these words

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

filed under: oedipus, puns,

sodomymcscurvylegs:

pristiqdelusions:

thelettuceboy:

mystiquemonique:

hes my new fave ginger

he needs his own tv show. 

I love this child

This child is precious and must be protected at all costs.

filed under: vine, video,
sanctiu:

doodle that took 3 hours apparently

sanctiu:

doodle that took 3 hours apparently

roachpatrol:

i am full of confusion and hate

roachpatrol:

i am full of confusion and hate